Necronomicon Plush Book (pre-school edition) [Toy] [Toy] [Toy] [Toy] Review

The Necronomicon, long regarded in the lore of seer and spectator alike as they comment on a certain mad wizard and his wanderings through the tales of the Lovecraftians, has been cited as a source of puritanical terror. The spells of summoning, the names of dead things that should never be spoken aloud and the tales of places that would drive madness over the brink - what else can be said about a thing so terrible? How about, when hugged, it feels of soft plushness and, when read, it sometimes brings about the howl of madness that seems to be eloping with laughter. .
Yeah, this "ain't" your daddy's Necronomicon.

When I first saw a copy of this I laughed, thinking how funny it would be. And it DOES NOT disappoint. There are a lot of hilarious things in it, from the cute drawings dripping in "what the ---" to the satirical take on the bestial enterprise that Lovecraft (and friends) had line-dancing all over our souls. The only downside is that there isn't a lot of it - there really couldn't be when you look at the size of it and then the size of the pages - and it does demand a hefty sum to become the bestest pillow buddy you (and perhaps a pint-size Rhyleh-dweller) could snuggle with night after night.
Still, look at what you are getting for your money. If that doesn't move you to give to Father Dagon and Mother Hydra's favorite charity, I'm not sure what will.

So, does it fit you? You already know the answer to that question and will regret not getting it if you pass on it while it is still "in- print." To illustrate that, simply look at some of the older Cthulhu models you would love to have, check their prices, and apply breathing apparatus if needed.
Besides, when the big guy wakes in the future, having this might just be the one thing that allows you a lifetime of slavery and not a flipper full of fury.

Recommended.

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