I LOVE this pillow!! Like most spinsters, I always spent a lot of time wishing for a man and arranging the pillows on my bed in a long pile, the better to imagine that some hottie would be willing to spend the night beside me. All the single ladies know that if you close your eyes and concentrate, the smell of scented candles and litterboxes transforms itself into a musky, manly cologne! With the boyfriend arm pillow (I named mine Captain Jack, in honor of Johnny Depp's sexiest role), I barely have to concentrate. I spritz a little bit of axe body spray on the "torso" and wrap that arm around me for a long, blissful night of rest that previously would have been available only to my married friends.
I don't know why nobody thought of the arm attachment before! I use the strong, brawny hand to open jars and kill bugs--I'm no longer scared of spiders when I have my "man" by my side! When I watch TV at night I prop the remote in the pillow's fingers because I know how much guys like to control the TV. This might sound crazy, but I swear Captain Jack once interrupted a Dharma & Greg marathon to change the channel to football!!
Captain Jack did cause something of an uproar in my family when I signed him up as my plus one to my cousin Kimmy's wedding, but that blew over after a few months. People are so uptight...obvs I was mostly joking. It's not like I'd be able to pick up a groomsman if I'd had a pillow attached to me all night, although I did feel bad that he had to miss out on the cake--chocolate with vanilla frosting is Captain Jack's favorite.
I am currently using "Date Like a Man" and "Think Like a Guy" and fully expect to snare a boyfriend soon. Even if I don't, I've asked my niece to make sure I'm buried with Captain Jack. No way am I going to the Other Side by myself!
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Product Description:
Wrap yourself up in the Boyfriend Body Pillow. The Boyfriend Pillow is a soft and pleasurable body pillow that resembles the torso of a big strong man with a comforting arm that cuddles you.Feel his safe and warm embrace while comfortably resting on his chest. This fun and cozy snuggle pillow is great for people whose partner is away on military leave or work absence. Single?s who wants to feel the touch of a man without actually having to have one love it too. This novelty pillow makes a great gift for a friend or relative with a good sense of humor that would love to have a little more cuddling at night.You will love how this boyfriend arm pillow is so soft and warm, and the way that he wraps around you and holds you all through the night with out saying a word. It is as if he knows exactly what you want.
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